can you beat women?

[ronna]

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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash , check or charge?" I asked , after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So , do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied , "but my husband refused to come shopping with me ,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax ,
pour it onto your upper thigh , rip the hair out by the root ,
and still be afraid of a spider.
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MARRIAGE SEMINAR

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication ,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor ,
"It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."
He addressed the man,
"Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over , touched his wife's arm gently and whispered , "It's Pillsbury , isn't it?
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WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles , not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules , goats , and pigs ,
the husband asked sarcastically , "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws."
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WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied , "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked , "What?"
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CREATION

A man said to his wife one day , "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded , "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
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WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said , "You should do it because you get up first ,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said , "You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it , because that is your job , and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies , "No , you should do it , and besides , it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies , "I can't believe that , show me."
So she fetched the Bible , and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages , that it indeed says .......... "HEBREWS"
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The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly , the man realized that the next day , he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE) , he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning , the man woke up , only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious , he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him ,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said , "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. :mrgreen:
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God may have created man before woman , but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

[jd_iceblizzard]

cool sad dah...

[ronna]

yeah, guys when will all of you realize that we are worth luvin' and worth keepin'..?

[jugs_06]

girls, when will you all realize that we're worth lovin' and worth keepin?? too?

[jd_iceblizzard]

@jugs

ana jud jugs... raise up our flag.. hahaha!!! payter jud ni c jugs dah... korek ka ana bro..! itaas mo!!

[ronna]

there are just some guys that are -just- so insensitive, selfish and coward !@$$^%^...

[jd_iceblizzard]

ther are just some guys that are -just- so insensitive, selfish and coward !@$$^%^...

broken hearted ka mam?

[ronna]

broken hearted ka mam?

sobra pa.. hahaha..
i mean i am just frustrated to guys that are insensitive and coward.
i mean why cant you guys be a man enough? duhhh..!

[n`gel]

Waaaaaa gasige ko katawa while I was reading. Tinuod tanan. Haha tinuod gyud tanan.

[n`gel]

WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash , check or charge?" I asked , after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So , do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied , "but my husband refused to come shopping with me ,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." evil

Hahaha sus sakto gyud na, men and their remote. Mag-gubot gyud diri sa amoa kung mawala ang remote. Nag gyud dayon.

And this too:

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles , not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules , goats , and pigs ,
the husband asked sarcastically , "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws." clap

Hahaha supo lang not really saying his relatives are mules, goats and pigs.

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly , the man realized that the next day , he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE) , he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning , the man woke up , only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious , he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him ,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said , "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. thumbsup

Hahaha this is the best.

I mean, ronna guys are really weak when it comes to their women. Isug-isug lang na sila pero ug maigo pud ni cupid? Haha buhaton tanan even palit ug sanitary napkin sa tindahan. Basta naa lang ang love, a woman can graciously let her man dance on her palm. She can collect all his money hahaha. Woops.

Yup i certainly believe in that. A woman is a powerful being. She can use her beauty and body pud to get what she wants. Aw haha bitaw. Being a woman is a weapon, weapon to capture a man's loyalty, heart, and love.