Top 10 Reasons Why There Won’t Be a Filipino-American US President

[ian_1983]

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Got this info from an e-mail from one of my friends. I’m not sure who the real author is. Though it says “By David Letterman,” but i doubt these was created by him. David Letterman has a night show on CBS and he is very popular for the “Top Ten Reasons…” Anyways, this is really funny that most Filipinos can relate..


10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.

9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House!!

8. Dignitaries are generally intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners.

7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House - where will they put the Last Supper picture?

6. The White House walls is not big enough to hold a giant wooden spoon and fork set.

5. Secret Service staff won’t respond to “pssst…pssst”.

4. Secret Service staff are uncomfortable driving the Presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror or having the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.

3. No budget allocation to purchase karaoke machines for every White House room.

2. State dinners do not allow “Take Home.”

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDN’T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN US PRESIDENT IS….

1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!

[jake87]

ahaha! nice 1 bro.

[ferdM16]

Wahahahahahaha, pwerteng saktoha.

[Githyanki]

hehehehe! funny one!

[heisenberg69]

Korek.....nice ang number one

[brandnewbien]

hehehe amawa. pyter kaau number 1

[mazda67]

Mwahahahaha! Saktoha ani uy!

Nicely done kaayo. Kinsa gyud kaha author ani no?

[Three Roses]

Hahahaha!
Nice One Ts. Karon pa ko ani dah! hahaha!

[tokidoki]

It always annoys and embarasses me to think of #10 .