Mr. Spielberg & the Chinese guy

**whoopz** · 08-30-2006, 04:44 PM

Steven Spielberg goes near a Chinese guy and punches him in the face.

Chinese: Mr. Spielberg, why did you punch me?

Spielberg: I punched you because the Japanese bombed the pearl harbor and my father was there at that time and he died because of the bombing.

Chinese: But sir, I'm not Japanese. I'm Chinese.

Spielberg: Naaaah... Japanese, Chinese, Taiwanese... All The Same!!

After a few minutes of silence, the Chinese guy punched Steven Spielberg in the face.

Spielberg: Hey! why did you punch me?

Chinese: I punched you because my father died in the Titanic.

Spielberg: But.. but.. the titanic sank because of an iceberg.

Chinese: Naaaah... Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg... All The Same!!

**euphoria** · 08-31-2006, 06:18 AM

i know this joke pro mktawa ra ghapon ko.. hahaha

**jmbernz** · 08-31-2006, 10:45 AM

balik2x nani...cge lng...comedy man jpon...

**whoopz** · 08-31-2006, 12:50 PM

balik2x nadiay ni. it was my first time hearing it. heheh... naulahi ko.

**Ran** · 09-01-2006, 08:01 PM

Originally Posted by whoopz

balik2x nadiay ni. it was my first time hearing it. heheh... naulahi ko.

same here!

**Princess08** · 03-03-2009, 06:59 PM

hahahhaha bitaw!

**miss_shobie** · 03-03-2009, 10:23 PM

hahha nganu bitaww ga una2....

**stacy_gurl** · 03-03-2009, 11:07 PM

ka baws lagi ang insik!

**t3ChNo™** · 03-04-2009, 12:52 AM

hehehe! ahak oi....

**nyxgorf** · 03-04-2009, 01:28 AM

nyahahaha.. nalingaw ko dah..

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