Cleverbot - sa mga walay lingaw.

[jiro]

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wala ko lingaw. nalingaw ko sa Cleverbot. just sharing...

try chatting at Cleverbot at
Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?

what is cleverbot?
Cleverbot.com is an artificial intelligent website, and you can talk to a robot that features actual intelligence. Cleverbot learns from actual people’s conversation and stores all that information into a database where it learns how to respond to a question or a comment. The more its talks to people the smarter it gets.

nalingaw ra ko. yes it also learns speaking bisaya or tagalog.

my chats sa Cleverbot AI

User: Kabalo ka mag bisaya?
Cleverbot: Kabalo. Ikaw?
User: Siempre. Bisdak ko.
Cleverbot: Oo.
User: Pag sample kunu ug bisaya.
Cleverbot: Dili.
User: Dili unsa?
Cleverbot: Kabalo ka mag bisaya?
User: Ako pa? Siyempre. Bisdak kaayu.
Cleverbot: Si TOP kilala mo?
User: Top top top pakitong kitong... Alimango. Ikaw amao.
Cleverbot: Well I'm glad you think so.

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Me: Are you Skynet?
Cleverbot: What is skynet?
Me: That is the question.
Cleverbot: I know that.
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Me: Please don't kill me. Have mercy.
Cleverbot: I won't, that wouldn't be nice of me.
Me: I'm calling the cops!
Cleverbot: I've already called them.
Me: Im calling Robocop!
Cleverbot: I'm calling God and Jesus!
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Me: Do you have nipples in your a ss?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: How many?
Cleverbot: Idk not a whole lot.
Me: Does it itch?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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Me: Are you afraid?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: then show me your butt.
Cleverbot: How?
Me: turn around and pull your pants off
Cleverbot: There's a wall.

[tunyo]

choya bai.. pero makalagot usahai ila tubag.. hehhehe

[thethird79]

haha..na buang baya gyud ko ani sauna...
makalingaw nga makalagot


beh..ako i open balik

[Eisen Japhet Larnx]

m0simang mn ug kalit ang mga tubag...
ahahahaha...

[stealthghost]

Me: Bati ka og nawong.
Cleverbot: Dili ko ma understand.
Me: hahaha... Bati ka og nawong.
Cleverbot: Batiin mo mukha mo...

nyahaha..

[arnx1990]

after a while of asking questions ni admit najud si cleverbot nga bayot siya! haha

User: Bayot ka?



Cleverbot: What's bayot?

User: Someone like you.



Cleverbot: So are you a man or a woman?

User: Im the one asking questions here not you.



Cleverbot: Well then ask me one!

User: I already asked you if bayot ka.

Cleverbot: You didn't. I want to know the answer coming from you.

User: You're still not answering my question.

Cleverbot: Which question? The obvious one or the intended one?

User: Bayot ka?

Cleverbot: Hindi...

User: Unsa ang meaning sa bayot?

Cleverbot: Inaaway mo na ako?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: You never answer questions CORRECTLY, do you?

User: No, I'll answer your questions after you answered mine.

Cleverbot: I already have. You didn't anwer it. You are not real.

User: Are you real?

Cleverbot: Huh? Of course I'm real. Are you?

User: Hell yeah!

Cleverbot: What is her name?

User: Fagina!

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: Who's 'her'?

Cleverbot: My love.

User: Who's your love?

Cleverbot: Jayseon.. What a beautiful name.. I love him forever.

User: I thought your love is a she! You bayot!!

Cleverbot: No, I thought your name was Emma ?

User: No, my name is the_one.

Cleverbot: You could be a woman named Theo.

User: Who would give a name like that?

Cleverbot: I will.

User: You bayot!

Cleverbot: Yes.

[arnx1990]

Amazing...

User: Who is spongebob squarepants?

Cleverbot: Spongebob Squarepants is a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea and is a short-order cook at the Krusty Krab.

[arnx1990]

wahahahahahah
User: What is 1000000/0?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: The answer is a math error.

Cleverbot: No, the answer is dolphins.

[ferma2]

me: who invented monopoly?
Cleverbot: God.
me: owz.
Cleverbot: Well, you know, it's alright, he doesn't exist anyways.
me: ahahahahahhahaha LOL

Ahaka wui..hehehe

[ferma2]

User: Dude.
Cleverbot: Sweet.

User: Gnarly.

Cleverbot: Awesomeness.

User: Totally.

Cleverbot: Tubular.

User: Oh, wow. You're cool.

Cleverbot: You're not.

User: You're rude.

Cleverbot: Watch your language.

User: *Punches you*.

Cleverbot: Dude...violence is so not the answer. Ever heard of Martin Luther King? Or Gandhi?

User: Nope, never heard of them. Who were they?

Cleverbot: A band.

bwahahaha totally pawned by cleverbot.