A guy comes in a bar, both of his hands in bandages. He order a beer, than he ask the bartender "can you put the glass to my lips so i can drink?" The bartender helps him. Than when the glass is empty he ask for another one, and so on. After beer number 5 he ask the bartender "i have to pee, will you help me also with this?" OK the bartender escort him to the mens room. After, while the bartender closes the mans pants the bartender says "you have to see a doctor, your thing is covered with black and red spots, some are even bleeding" The man says "i was this morning visiting, and the doctor advised me not to touch it, thats why i was wrapping my hands in bandages!"