Prison vs job...

[winwin]

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IN PRISON

AT WORK
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.




IN PRISON

AT WORK
you get three meals a day (free).
.you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.




IN PRISON

AT WORK
you get time off for good behavior.
you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.




IN PRISON

AT WORK
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
.you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.




IN PRISON

AT WORK
you can watch TV and play games.
you get fired for watching TV and playing games.



IN PRISON

AT WORK
they allow your family and friends to visit.
you can not even speak to your family and friends.




IN PRISON

AT WORK
all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.




Hummmmmmmmm

Which Sounds Better?

[kenkoy]

pa priso nalang bro.. hehehehe=---

[head567]

^^ bai ganahan ka mudako ang lungag sa imong lubot?

[undercover_lover]

motoo man kaha na siya ug sigbin doh?.... nahan pd cguro siya motuwad

[wikitoy]

ayay! ka sakit ma igo ang lubot, bwehehehe....

[ritsche villadolid]

mas maayo pa diay sa presohan

[botzfernz]

naa pa ka'y gwrdya wahehe