5 Signs Your Girlfriend Is A Psycho

[j.alob]

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5. She Has More Than 3 Cats.

Face it. You’re dating the crazy cat lady. You know why all crazy cat ladies wind up living alone by the end of their lives? All of their ex-boyfriends are buried in the backyard.


4. She Keeps Tabs on You.
If your girlfriend is too clingy and texts and calls you non-stop, stalks you on Facebook, and e-mails you creepy love messages, it’s time to move to Montana. This is the girl that burns an effigy on your lawn if she finds out you lied to her about what you had for breakfast.


3. She Asks If You Will Ever Leave Her?
Any girl who does this before you’re married, or even after, is silently calculating the jail time she will have to do after running you down with a Jetta, if you leave her for someone else.


2. She is Way Too Jealous.
If she’s ready to throw down with any woman you talk to, even the girl behind the counter at Starbucks, start working on that restraining order now.



1. She Recites Bible Quotes.
If she quotes John 3:16 when you ask her about her day, prepare for a lifetime of watching Mel Gibson films, protesting outside of free clinics, and attending Sarah Palin fundraisers.

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GOd fearing man ko pero dli pud ka grabi nga mag cgeg qoute Bibleverses oi.

[kit_1984]

hala ka kuyaw ani oi..

[mediaskare]

awwwww,, ako nya ni e test kong ing.ani ba akong gf. ahha

[rockford_fosgate09]

OT: include your sources

..this is also posted in humor before

[didi_tsai]

mau gani d ko ingon ana... lol

[mr.sniper]

kuyaw nag makauyab ta in-ani

[tonax]

laina sad kung in ana imu uyab oi..haha

[classicrock]

awwwww,, ako nya ni e test kong ing.ani ba akong gf. ahha

----kinsa man nga gf si no.1 no.2 or no.3?? hahahahaha.. marryyooo!

[missingyouso]

ako facebook stalker, almost cured na hinoon

[MGVS]

HAHAHAHA...patay ta ani.....................eheh