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    Another 40 Years

    A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up"?

    God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live."

    Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. After recuperating from her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit by a speeding ambulance and was killed.

    Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?"

    God replied, "Girrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you!" :mrgreen:

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    hahaha..funny..ngano bitaw nagpa total make over...la noon xa na recogniza ni God..

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    butangi... hahaha

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