Wrong Words

[Sol_Itaire]

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What is God the Father's name?

"Our Father, who art in heaven. Harold be Thy name."


What song irks conservative listeners?

"I'm your p*nis...I'm your fire, your desire!"


What award is the most surprising of all?

"The Pullet Surprise!"


continue....

[kit_cebu]

hahahaha! harold! hahahaha... nice....

[Sol_Itaire]

Which award would you rather not win?

Beast in Costume. paet!

[Hammer_and_Sickle]

ahaha, korny,korny

[Sol_Itaire]

^at least original tong recent hehe

di a pa. based on personal experience. these are not only wrong words but WRONG QUESTIONS when ordering a chicken meal at a fastfood restaurant:

Female Cashier: original recipe or hot and crispy?
Me: original recipe
Female Cashier: two-piece or one-piece?
Me: two-piece...and miss, do you have breasts?
Female: ahmmm (shakes her head)
Me: How about legs?

and my friends and i ended up debating on my sexual repression daw! geeezzz, i only wanted to choose my chicken parts geeeezzz

[tisayishot]

Naa ko ishare... Ang akong colleague na Briton was informing the son of our 85 yr old patient about the result of a blood result test done 2 days ago.. Unya kay istrikto man ang anak, medyo na rattle sya ug inform instead of organism she said it this way.." Sir I'm just letting you know that you're dad had an orgasm"... Pwerte daw katawa sa anak na istrikto!

[viruskarl]

hahahahahahhaha. nice one nurse!

[cassiopeia]

Naa ko ishare... Ang akong colleague na Briton was informing the son of our 85 yr old patient about the result of a blood result test done 2 days ago.. Unya kay istrikto man ang anak, medyo na rattle sya ug inform instead of organism she said it this way.." Sir I'm just letting you know that you're dad had an orgasm"... Pwerte daw katawa sa anak na istrikto!

TUARA! hahahahha naunsa na ang orgasm oi! tabang dolor!

[nio1234]

hahahaha nice......