A man dies and goes to hell.
Devil says, "Welcome to hell. In here, you can choose what room you want to spend the rest of eternity."
Man opens the first room and sees many people standing on their heads on a soil floor. The man says, "ooh.. i don't like this room." The man continues and goes to open the second room and sees many people standing on their heads on a hard cement floor. The man says, "Ouch, that even hurts more than the first one." The man continues and goes to open the third room and sees many people standing in upright correct position while drinking coffee, but with poop all over the place up to their knees. The man says, "Hmmm.... I think this is not so bad, I'll take this room." Devil says, "Are you sure?" Man says, "Yeah, im sure." Devil says, "Ok then, go inside the room." So the man goes inside the room, and right after the door closes, there was a loud announcement which said, "OK, COFFEE BREAK IS OVER, BACK ON YOUR HEADS!"