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    Default Sosyalerang Inday


    Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa probinsya, namasukan si Inday bilang
    katulong sa Maynila. Habang ini-interview ng amo...

    Amo : Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ng bahay, magluto,
    maglaba, magplantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya mo ba
    ang lahat ng ito?

    Inday : I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with
    the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will
    contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want, my
    creativity, productivity and work- efficiency and the high quality of
    outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.

    Amo : [nosebleed]

    Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang amo, nakitang me bukol si junior.

    Amo : Bakit me bukol si junior?

    Inday : Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well
    engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the
    boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory
    organ.

    Amo : [nosebleed ulit]

    Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan.

    Amo : Bakit maalat ang ulam?

    Inday : The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the
    increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste
    drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.

    Amo : [nosebleed na naman]

    Donya : Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!
    Inday : Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.
    Donya : [hinimatay]

    Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si junior sa principal's office dahil
    di makapunta ang amo at donya.

    Principal : Sinuntok ni junior ang kanyang kaklase.

    Inday : It's absurd!
    It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight.

    I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this
    educational institution. Revise your policies because they suck!

    Principal : [nag resign]

    Pag dating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo, galit na galit.

    Amo : Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!

    Inday : A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking
    havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered
    indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage
    to the path it was heading for.

    Amo : [nosebleed ulit]

    Habang nagluluto si Inday ng hapunan, malikot si junior.

    Inday : Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property
    damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be
    inflicted upon you!

    Junior : [takbo sa CR, punasan ang nagdudugong ilong]


    Pagkatapos magluto, nanood na ng TV si Inday. Nabalitaan nya umalis si
    Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.

    Junior : Bakit kaya sya umalis?

    Inday : Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons
    but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay.
    Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand
    you for doing so..

    Junior : [tuloy ang pagdugo ng ilong]

    Nung gabing yon, me nag text ke Inday. Si Dodong, ang driver ng
    kapitbahay, gusto maki pag text-mate.

    Inday : To forestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable
    statement to the denial of your request - Petition denied.

    Di nagla-on, dahil sa tyaga ni Dodong, nagging syota nya rin si Inday.
    Pero di tumagal ang kanilang relasyon, at nakipag-break si Inday ke
    Dodong.

    Inday : The statute restricts me to love you but you have the
    provocations. The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you.
    We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each
    other because the upper household dismissed my petition!'

    Dodong : Perhaps you are mistaken, what you seem to contrive as any
    affections for you are somewhat half-hearted. I was merely attempting to
    expand my network of interests by involving you in my daily recreation.
    Here to for, you can expect an end to any verbal articulation from myself'

    Me dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig ang usapan ni Inday at Dodong.

    Basurero (sabi ke Inday): Be careful in letting go of the things you
    thought are just nothing because maybe someday you'll realize that the
    one you gave away is the very thing you've been wishing for to stay.

    Narinig ang lahat ito ng amo ni inday.
    Amo : Mula ngayon, walang magsasalita ng ingles, sinumang magpadugo ng ilong ko at sa anak ko, palalayasin sa pamamahay na ito.

    Inday : Ang namutawi sa inyong labi ay mataman ko pong iimbak sa sulok ng aking balintataw, kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunam- gunamin. Sakbibi ng madlang lumbay kung mapapaalis sa gunita yaring tinuran.

    Amo : Leche, di kami sinauna!!! Yung makabago ang gusto ko !!

    Inday : Tarush! Pachenes pa tong chorva eklavuboo chuva tabayishki chever kun suplandish ...

    Amo : [ nagpakamatay ]

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    lingaw pud ko dah!
    maytag ingon ana ang katabang para lingaw pud sa balay...

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    kinsa kahay ga.buhat aning stories ni inday sa?? kamao sad dah..hehehe

  4. #4
    tripan mani nila si inday

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    hahahaha.. grabe inday... d kaha ni si meriam?

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    Pyter inday!!! Oi!!!

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    dah...nakabawos ang madlang people!!!ahahaha

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    astigang inday oi haros man ininglis..

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    ahak jud aning inday. murag ka-level2x napud ni cla ni aling dionisia

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    nakatwa ko sa last part! pati si inday kay na bayot na sad! hahahaha!

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