Top Ten Reasons NOT to Date an Engineer

[rockrhyan1982]

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1. T-shirt and jeans are their formal dress. Hot dog and a six-pack is their seven-course meal.
2. The only social life known of is to post and talk on the net.
3. Flames like a monster and speaks like a pussycat.
4. Works from 6:30am to 7:30pm daily. No morning kisses and no evening walks.
5. No matter how hard you cry and how loud you yell, he just sits there calmly discussing your emotion in terms of mathematical logic.
6. Only listens to classic rock. Hates everything from Bach to Prince.
7. Touches his car more often than you.
8. Talks in acronyms.
9. Can't leave that damn pencil off his ear for a minute.
10. Will file a divorce if you call him in the middle of debugging.

[groundwork]

nice. maau gani dli ko engr; arkitektur ra. hehehe. duna pud nakaigo

[john_dux]

1. T-shirt and jeans are their formal dress. Hot dog and a six-pack is their seven-course meal.
2. The only social life known of is to post and talk on the net.
3. Flames like a monster and speaks like a pussycat.
4. Works from 6:30am to 7:30pm daily. No morning kisses and no evening walks.
5. No matter how hard you cry and how loud you yell, he just sits there calmly discussing your emotion in terms of mathematical logic.
6. Only listens to classic rock. Hates everything from Bach to Prince.
7. Touches his car more often than you.
8. Talks in acronyms.
9. Can't leave that damn pencil off his ear for a minute.
10. Will file a divorce if you call him in the middle of debugging.

hahahaha...

pero do you how to use all the functions of a scientific calculator? bleh.. hehehe. pa maayo hay ta math beh..

real men take engineeering.. we love to get down and dirty..
we engineering guys arent the sissy boys in white uniforms ngyahaha..

perhaps your talking bout the certain engineerings.. hehehe civil and mechanical engineers are hardcore..

basta engineer sweet lover, we all know the functions of critical points and how to ease locations of maximum stresses, we know how to apply force to create maximum reaction and to make most out of each Moment. we know thermodynamics and how heat moves around to certain places. we know how to melt womens heart..

tch. got a deadline tomorrow, nothing a tequila shot wont solve lang gud.. hehe.. adik kami sa inyong paningin, tutokan mo lang at maaadik ka rin..

most civil and mechanicals have our six-packs..you never know when its needed.. we have many "overtime" projects ya know....


another fun fact.. by population percentage. sa tanan colleges sa USC.. engineering has the least percentage of gays... if nangita mo tinood nga lalake.. pangita mo engr..

[john_dux]

peace!

bitaw wui.. dapat kita mga engineering should change our image a bit.. sayang ato potential.. we may look like tambays but in-fact were a lot smarter than most lawyers.. we just dont look smart.. gamay ra mo survive as engineering kay lisud jud math.. hehe dapat we should dress properly para professional tanawn..

rugged but educated..

[rockrhyan1982]

ECE rocks!

[ethzneuron]

1. T-shirt and jeans are their formal dress. Hot dog and a six-pack is their seven-course meal.
2. The only social life known of is to post and talk on the net.
3. Flames like a monster and speaks like a pussycat.
4. Works from 6:30am to 7:30pm daily. No morning kisses and no evening walks.
5. No matter how hard you cry and how loud you yell, he just sits there calmly discussing your emotion in terms of mathematical logic.
6. Only listens to classic rock. Hates everything from Bach to Prince.
7. Touches his car more often than you.
8. Talks in acronyms.
9. Can't leave that damn pencil off his ear for a minute.
10. Will file a divorce if you call him in the middle of debugging.

wa sad tawn ko aning uban oi... pero okey kaayo #1 & 2.. ahehehehe

[fackerr]

hahaha.. wala ko aning no. 6 kay flexible man ko sa music..

[unregistered]

I'm not an Eng'r pero sige ra mi away sa akong partner because of these reasons. O_o

[rodlike2002]

Up basa basa lang ko

[bulletproofmarshmallow]

ka kuyaw sad... dipende ra sad cguro oi..