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    Default Ms Universe views


    Ms Universe views



    The Setting:
    Pageant Night Ms. Universe Beauty Pageant Q&A Portion.
    The Finalists:
    Miss America
    Miss Spain
    Miss Great Britain
    Miss Iran
    Miss India
    Miss Philippines



    Question: Ms. America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
    Ms. America: Well, I would say that, male organs in America are like gentlemen.
    Q: Why do you say that?
    Ms. America: Because it stands everytime it sees a woman.
    (Applause..Applause)
    Q: Ms. Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
    Ms. Spain: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.
    Q: Why do you say that?
    Ms. Spain: Because it charges everytime it sees an opening.
    (Applause..Applause)
    Q: Ms. Great Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
    Ms. Great Britain: Male organs in our country are like Shakespearean actors.
    Q: Why do you say that?
    Ms. Great Britain: Because it cries after every performance.
    (Applause..Applause)
    Q: Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in you country?
    Ms. Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like thieves.
    Q: Why? Ms. Iran: Because they always enter thru the back door.
    (Applause..Applause)
    Q: Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
    Ms. India: A male organ in our country is like a laborer.
    Q: Why do you say that?
    Ms. India: Because it works day and night.
    (Applause..Applause)
    Q: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
    Ms. Philippines: Ahh..well, opcors, hi,hi,hi…I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis!
    Q: Chismis?
    Ms. Philippines: Ayy sorry!!..It’s ano.. Kuwan… It means GOSSIP in our language.
    Q: Hmm.. Interesting comparison.. And why do you say that?
    Ms. Philippines: Ayy..diyahe!! Hihihi, Kasi… I mean… Because…it passes from mouth to mouth.
    (STANDING OVATION)


    mod if bastos na gani, please lang delete!
    sory!

  2. #2
    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  3. #3
    ahahahaha.....

  4. #4
    hahahahahahahahahahha........ the buuuzzzz!

  5. #5
    hehehehe...........r18 mani.....

  6. #6
    Gi standing ovation jud si Ms. Philippines da............ hahaha............. it passess from mouth to mout.... hahaha.......... she's knows how to do "the thing"!

  7. #7
    hahahaha....

  8. #8
    nyhahahahaha labaw pa kos standing ovasion

  9. #9
    nyahahahahaha.. pagka @mawa!

  10. #10
    standing ovation pah! hebi bayeeet! hahaha!

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