Virus Alert !

[SEED OF LIBER]

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Virus Alerts!
Viruses you should know about:


Monica Lewinsky Virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer.

Clinton Virus: Reduces your hard drive to 6k, erases its memory, and swears it never infected your system.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.

Oprah Winfrey Virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.

Titanic Virus: Makes your whole computer go down.

Disney Virus: Everything in the computer goes Goofy.

Mike Tyson Virus: Quits after one byte.

****** virus: Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on your zip drive.

X-Files Virus: All your Icons start shape shifting.

Star Trek Virus: Invades your system and boldly goes where no virus has gone before.

Sharon Stone Virus: Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there.

Spice Girl Virus: Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.

Saddam Hussein Virus: Won't let you into any of your programs.

Ronald Reagan Virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

Airline Virus: You're in Chicago but your data is in Singapore.

Government Economist Virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.

Lorena Bobbit Virus: Turns your hard disk into a 3.5" floppy.

Tim Allen Virus: Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact.

Woody Allen Virus: Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card.

Tonya Harding Virus: Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons.

George Michael Virus: Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess data buildup.

Ellen Degeneres Virus: Your IBM suddenly claims it's a Mac.

Dr. Jack Kevorkian Virus: Searches your hard drive for old files then deletes them.

Sony Bono Virus: Just when you get surfing the web, a firewall appears out of no where.

Martha Stewart Virus: Takes all your files, sorts them by category and folds them into cute little doilies to be displayed on your desktop.

AT&T Virus: Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.

MCI Virus: Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.

Prozac Virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

Joey Buttafuoco virus: Only attacks minor files.

Bureaucrat Virus: Divides your hard drive into hundreds of little units, each of which do practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer.

Ross Perot Virus: Activates every component on your system, just before the whole thing quits.

Mario Cuomo Virus: It would be a great virus, but it refuses to run.

Dan Quayle Virus: Their is sumthing rong with yor compueter, ewe just can't figyour out watt.

Gallup Virus: 60% of the PCs infected will lose 38% of their data 14% of the time (plus or minus a 3.5% margin of error.)

Texas Virus: Makes sure it's bigger than any other file.

Warren Beatty Virus: Constantly tries to prove its virility by attaching itself to younger or newer files.

Istorya.net Virus : Unexpected messages that will attack your inbox and ask your mobile number or proposed and EB.




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-Liber

[Anydowro]

Virus Alerts!

Istorya.net Virus : Unexpected messages that will attack your inbox and ask your mobile number or proposed and EB.

pffftt.... sakto sakto

[stew_pidd]

...............tsk3..

[anakin]

LOL at the last virus... got infected.

[isaacrobot]

last virus attacks to accounts who:

1. often posts at Buy&Sell Section
2. your avatar looks really hot like personal's avatar ahaha

[kamikaze_007]

..some virus kay di ko karelate pero alegre..

[ethzneuron]

joker na diay ni si seed of liber ron?... thats funny...

[SEED OF LIBER]

joker na diay ni si seed of liber ron?... thats funny...

Age resistant ba Bosing .... AddsLife Man kuno matod pa !


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[dekada73]

kuyawa gud anang istorya.net virus.. hehe

[SEED OF LIBER]

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Any Virus update there?

Please kindly add if you have...



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