Saksak sinagol

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Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?

Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking..

Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?

Man: My wife...

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Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New
Business?

Student: Father-in-Law!

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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.

After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill
u.

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Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Q: Why do women live longer than men?

A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Whats the diff between Complete & Finished?

If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

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So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from
a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!

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Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of
crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel
to the crocodiles.

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Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of
eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby
clothes.

2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons

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Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will
you pay me?

Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.

[balot_sweet]

haha bugoya ini oi...nalingaw ko dah haha

[o0ella0o]

Hate it but nalingaw ko..

[groundwork]

the reality of life. hehehe. lain napud kay puros mana wife. Di baya tanan

[ethzneuron]

my favorite;

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.