Tom: Your
secretary is very sexy.
John: Thanks, it's a newest technology life size
robot from Japan.
Her name is
Sweetie.
If you
squeeze its right breast it takes notes and
if you
squeeze the left it types.
I'll lend it
to you for a day and you can see it for
yourself.
Next day Tom
called from
hospital and shouted:
John you BASTARD, you didn't tell me
Sweetie’s pussy is a pencil
sharpener!