A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared.
"I will grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But since Satan still hates me, for every wish you make, your rival gets the wish as well -- only double."
The salesman thought about this for a while. "For my first wish, I would like ten million dollars," he announced.
Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and assured the man that $10,000,000 had been deposited. "But your rival has just received $20,000,000," the genie said.
"I’ve always wanted a Ferrari," the salesman said. Instantly a Ferrari appeared. "But your rival has just received two Ferraris," the genie said. "And what is your last wish?"
"Well," said the salesman, "I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney for transplant."
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10-04-2009, 04:37 PM #1C.I.A.
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10-04-2009, 08:14 PM #2C.I.A.
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nice.. langkat ang kidney oi..
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10-04-2009, 08:25 PM #3Elite Member
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pirting pataya...
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10-05-2009, 08:45 AM #4Elite Member
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hahaha...smart
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10-05-2009, 09:34 AM #5
hahaha... twing!!!! patay iya rival...
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10-05-2009, 09:50 AM #6C.I.A.
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ahaha astang pataya sa rival hehe
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10-05-2009, 10:54 AM #7
hahaha! way nada ang 20M ug duha ka Ferrari
hurot sad kidney!
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10-05-2009, 11:01 AM #8Junior Member
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wahahaha... kaluoy pud sa rival, naa tuod 20M and 2 ferraris patay sad kay wa nay kidney.
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10-05-2009, 11:41 AM #9Elite Member
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hahahah. ka at@y oi
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10-05-2009, 03:36 PM #10C.I.A.
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wahahaha langkat bato
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