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    Default Jesus is watching you....


    A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice

    "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He

    spots some $ on a table and takes it……Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides

    in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes

    over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What’s your name?". It says

    "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME

    PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".

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    brayta sa amo oizt!

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    hahahahaha! Rottweiler pa jud!
    good luck!

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    paksit bilbili jud to!!!

    pero ang question basin itoy pato ang rotty?

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    aguy....... kuyaw ma-lockjaw ang rottie... hahahahahaha

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    dagku jud kau nig samad ig kahuman kawatana hehehehe

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    wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    hwaaaaaaaaahahahhhahahaha

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    hahahahaha nice warning!

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