A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice
"JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He
spots some $ on a table and takes it……Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides
in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes
over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What’s your name?". It says
"MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME
PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".