Missing Husband Report...

[rynzco]

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A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband:

Lady: I lost my Husband
Inspector: What is his height
Lady: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Lady: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Colour of eyes
Lady: Never noticed
Inspector: Colour of hair
Lady: Changes according to season
Inspector: What was he wearing
Lady: Suit/casuals I don’t remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him.........?
Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together….

And the lady started crying…..

Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first........!!!!

[din428]

hehehehehehe!

[darkdevil]

Luoya sa husband...mas ilado pa ang Dog...ahehehe

[DopeHead]

ahahaha...

[dexlimp]

lols nalingaw ko da hehehe

[motchkatt]

hahahaha i love you doggie.....

[cute_6423]

basin gi dog-nap sa hubby ang iro kay nag selos..hahaha

[miyay]

^^hahaha..mao jud

[shinobi314]

gi patay nato sa husband!! heehehehehe

[rynzco]

hehehe g dog-nap for ransom nato sa iyng bana,...ahahaha