An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries. A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal.
''It's all right,'' says the husband. ''We share everything.''
A few minutes later, the trucker notices that the wife hasn't taken a bite. ''I really wouldn't mind buying your wife her own meal,'' he insists.
''She'll eat,'' the husband assures him. ''We share everything.''
Unconvinced, the trucker implores the wife, ''Why aren't you eating?''
The wife snaps, ''Because I'm waiting for the teeth!''
- got this from Reader's Digest.
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09-25-2009, 10:32 AM #1Newbie
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We share everything
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09-25-2009, 10:49 AM #2C.I.A.
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lols pati pustiso g share..
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09-25-2009, 11:00 AM #3Senior Member
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heheeheh nice one!!!!!
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09-25-2009, 11:03 AM #4C.I.A.
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hahahha bantug rah! perti jud tuod ka sharing
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09-25-2009, 11:09 AM #5Junior Member
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hehehe.....parehas jud og sukod sa pustiso...?
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09-25-2009, 05:00 PM #6Senior Member
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Mao jud sa?! Kaysa pagkaon ang paliton sa driver para sa lola kay murag lain nga pustiso nalang kaha..
Originally Posted by macmemphis
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09-25-2009, 05:03 PM #7C.I.A.
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ataya ani oizt..
hahahaha
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09-25-2009, 07:33 PM #8C.I.A.
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eye to eye
lips to lips
gums to gums
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09-26-2009, 01:54 PM #9Newbie
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mao na klaro na sharing! hehe..
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09-26-2009, 01:57 PM #10C.I.A.
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hahahaahaahaah
nice one share!!!
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