A man dies and goes to hell and while he is being taken to his place of
eternal torment by the devil, he passes many sulphurous pits filled with
shrieking sinners. In one pit he sees a politician he recognizes snuggling
up to a beautiful woman.
“Hey, That’s unfair!” he shouts. “I have to roast for all eternity, and that
politician gets to spend it with a beautiful woman!”
“Shut up!” barks the devil, jabbing him with his pitchfork. “Who are you
to question that woman’s punishment?”