A tour busload full of noisy American tourists arrives at Runnymede in
England. The group gather around the guide, who explains,
“This is the spot where the barons forced King John to sign the Magna
Carta.”
A man pushes his way to the front of the crowd and asks,
“When did that happen?”
“1215,” replies the guide.
The man looks at his watch and says, “O Man! We’ve just missed it by a
half hour!”