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    dmbx
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    Smile Use words correctly


    Relex Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport-size photograph of his son for college admission.

    Accidentally, the photograph dropped down from his pocket.

    He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor below the ends of a woman's saree.

    He asked her, "Can you lift your saree? I wanna take photograph"....

    He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital. He was suprised to see Jaswan Singh on the next bed to him in a worse condition.

    Jaswan explained what happened to him.

    He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late & missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel nearby.

    So he approached a nearby house & asked the owner whether he can stay there for a night.

    The owner replied "I have 2 grown-up daughters. Sorry, you can't stay here."

    Then he approached the next house & asked the owner whether he can stay there for a night.

    The owner too replied "I have 3 grown-up daughters. Sorry u can't stay here."

    So he went to the next house & asked "Do you have grown-up daughters?"

    The owner asked "Why?"and Jaswan replied,"I want to stay for a night."

    THE REST IS HISTORY... boommmmm..!!!


    Moral of the Story: WORDS GET YOU INTO DEEP TROUBLE IF YOU DON'T USE THEM CORRECTLY!!!

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    hahahah mr. singh got what he diserves "whoop his behind"

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