Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork stuck in his
ass.
He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?"
The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was
a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said,
"I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grantum you one wish."
And I said, “No sh*t!.”