Host: If you had a foreigner friend, where would you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines ?
Contestant: Bocaue.
Host: Bocaue? Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Philippines. Why Bocaue?
Contestant: Because it’s a magnificent place.
Host: Which part of Bocaue?
Contestant: The Bocaue Rice Terraces.
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Host: What is your best feature?
Contestant: My graduation picture and also my baby picture.
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Host: What is your favorite motto?
Contestant: If others can’t, why can’t I?
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Host: What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant: Please come back or you shall return.
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Host: What is your typical day?
Contestant: I think Saturday po!
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Host: If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?
Contestant: That is a very good and easy question but is hard to answer. Hehehehehe!
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Host: What is your edge over the other contestants?
Contestant: My edge? I’m 21 years old, sir!
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Host: What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Contestant: 35.
Host: Why 35?
Contestant: Because you are already old enough not to make any mistakes.
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Host: How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Contestant: I am now 18, plus 10...I’ll be 28!
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Host: What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Contestant: Drugs!
Host: Why?
Contestant: Kasi it is very expensive na, sir!
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Host: What is the essence of a woman posing nude in magazines?
Contestant: Girls should be proud because when she is naked it is pleasing and essential to men’s eyes!
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Host: What makes you blush?
Contestant: I don’t blush because I have a dark complexion.
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