Women are so clever!

[Binsoy1]

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Ladies, Read Only The First Part - Men, The Rest

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”

The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock.” The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.” The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers, continue reading….
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife

Moral of the story: Women think they’re so smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!

Hehehehe peace...Just for laughs

[immature_criminal]

Nice post! Up for this post!

[kinumot]

nice! sakto jud ni bai in some way

[odrujahad]

xur ko gbasa jd na nila tanan haha

[leonell]

^^

babay pa imo............

di na maminaw.............

pero naa jud moral lesson..........

maro ang mga babay pero di lang maghuna-huna ug tarong...........

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libog bah?

[Beth-MAVPS]

hahahhaha.....faets LOL ..di namn na mahug ug maro kay stupidity namn ning kalakiha ahahha............db mr pres?

[leonell]

nope.............

sobra kaayo mo murequest pero kamo ra sa'y madimal...........

[Beth-MAVPS]

waahhh....la pa mn pod ko nadimal...hahah unsa mn pasabot anang dimal god.........

[box2joe]

he means nga in the end ang mga girl/woman ra ang hingpit na maipit after all the request that she made....

[Beth-MAVPS]

he means nga in the end ang mga girl/woman ra ang hingpit na maipit after all the request that she made....

aw mao diay meaning ana...basin kanang dimal is minubo sa dimalas? aw sakto ba ko hahaha