A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find
an old oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie appears in a puff of smoke.
The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so you can have one each."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a
speedboat, without a care in the world." In a Poof of smoke she's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach
with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of drinks and the love of my life."
In a Poof of smoke he's gone.
"OK, you're turn," says the Genie. The manager replies, "I want those two back in the
office after lunch!"
Moral of the story: Always let your boss get the first word in.