I thought this was funny
The Husband Store
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:-
"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!"
There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband....
The 1st floor sign reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
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08-10-2009, 03:54 PM #1Junior Member
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The Husband Store!
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08-10-2009, 04:09 PM #2C.I.A.
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hahahah paytera ani tndahana oi maygni wa ni dri sa cebu, kaubo ta daghan mga gurls.. apil pd guro ko
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08-10-2009, 04:14 PM #3
mao jud... alegre ani oi...
-adto unta ni sa humor...
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08-10-2009, 04:16 PM #4
waaaa hehehe saonzzzz, gusto pa jud mangita og mas labaw pa lagi.
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08-10-2009, 04:18 PM #5C.I.A.
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bitaw humor section unta ni xa..
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08-10-2009, 04:28 PM #6Senior Member
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nah..mao na dha ron..dili jud d.i makontento ang girls noh??
pa.ila jud nga d matagbaw kung unsa ang naa...tsk,tsk,tsk,
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08-10-2009, 04:33 PM #7
hahaha.. nice one ts...
wa ko gaexpect ato dah... hard to please jud ning mga bayi!!!
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08-10-2009, 04:38 PM #8Junior Member
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Ahh yes, this does belong in Humor. Please move, mods. =)
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08-10-2009, 07:29 PM #9
hehehe, proof that girls are humans and humans always have discontentments...
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08-10-2009, 07:40 PM #10Senior Member
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wow.! jajajajaja. .mao jud. .tinood ang sign sa 6th.
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