A man walked into a ladies underwear store and shyly approaches an assistant.
“I’d like to buy a bra for my wife,” he says.
“OK. What type would you like?” she asks.
“Type? You mean there’s more than one?” puzzles the guy.
“Well to be honest, there are really only three types,” replies the assistant. “The
Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen and the
spin-doctor makes mountains out of mole hills.”