1) The first is Smurf ***. This happens during the honey-moon, you both keep doing it until
you're blue in the face.
2) The second is Kitchen ***. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have ***
anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
3) The third kind is Bedroom ***. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta
do it in the bedroom.
4) The fourth kind is Hallway ***. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say,
"**** you!"
5) The fifth kind of ***: Courtroom ***. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws
you in front of everyone in the courtroom.