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Thread: The Ballerina

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    Default The Ballerina


    "This woman walks into a bar, and she has the hairiest armpits in the history of armpits. She sits down, raises her arm, and says, "Bartender, I would like a drink." There's an old drunk sitting next to her. Slurring, he says, "Barkeep, I would like to buy the ballerina a drink." She accepts, drinks it, raises her arm again to get the bartender's attention, and orders another. The old man says, "Barkeep, you just keep giving the ballerina anything she wants." Finally, the bartender goes over to the drunk and says, "Sir, that's nice of you, but how do you know she's a ballerina?" The old man answers, "Son, you don't get to be my age without learning that only ballerinas can lift their legs that high."

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    LoLs!! hahahaha hubog man gd. d mkakLaro!

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    haha! payter! unsa kaha iyang nakita nga kaingon cya nga legs to no?

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    ahak!!!hehehe

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    hahahaha mao

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    hhahahaha, mao na dha..

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    naa cguro bangag iyang ilok mao nakaingon ang hubog nga legs...aahhaha

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    ahahhahaha.. ahak ui!

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    sosyal d.i bangaga sah? lad-lad kau...hehhee!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chucki3 View Post
    haha! payter! unsa kaha iyang nakita nga kaingon cya nga legs to no?
    think of d 'hair' dude...

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