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    Talking Read and realize


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    After 10 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no recommendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;

    Myfriend, you have not worked here for even one day.
    The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

    Manager:- How many days are there in a year?

    Man:- 365 days and some times 366

    Manager:- how many hours make up a day?

    Man:- 24 hours

    Manager:- How long do you work in a day?

    Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.

    Manager:- S! o, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?

    Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)

    Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?

    Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)

    Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?

    Man:- No sir

    Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?

    Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

    Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?

    Man:- 18 days.

    Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?

    Man:- 4 days


    Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?

    Man:- No sir!

    Manager! :- Do you come to work on workers day?

    Man:- No sir!

    Manager:- So how many days are left?

    Man:- 2 days sir!

    Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?

    Man:- No sir!


    Manager:- So how many days are left?

    Man:- 1 day sir!

    Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?

    Man:- No sir!

    Manager:- So how many days are left?

    Man:- None sir!

    Manager:- So, what are you claiming?

    Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that
    I was stealing Company money all these days.


    Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!


    HR=HIGH RISK

    ...KAW, REKLAMO PA KA? HEHEHE

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    mao lgi na ang akoa ...d nlng ko manarbaho..mao ra mn japon..ehehhehe
    mgnegosyo nlng jud..eheheh..pra ikw ang amo

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    :dcoolguy,unsa u negosyo diay Switch na lang ta...shabu man akoa...hehe..shakoy ug budbud!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nivlacoast View Post
    :dcoolguy,unsa u negosyo diay Switch na lang ta...shabu man akoa...hehe..shakoy ug budbud!!!
    akkong negosyo bro pulos lansang..ahhahaha
    buwad nga bolinaw..ehhehehe

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    Manager:- S! o, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
    Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)

    Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
    Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)




    lol... mao ning gi ingon don't count hours as days or vice versa...

    hehehe

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    wahaha!! saunz.. nosebleed mn ko.. hehe!! grabeha ani uiie... negative namn guro ky ang christmas vacation d.ae hehe!!

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    nice one... post pa lain dha... engineer ngali ang manager kay maau man mocompute?

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    ahahah....
    saons...
    sakto jd kau pagcalculate dah..reklamo pa ka?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lorainz View Post
    ahahah....
    saons...
    sakto jd kau pagcalculate dah..reklamo pa ka?

    dili sakto boss since gicount sa manager ang work hours with days.

    It's just the same with the 100 nga ang ending ang nagpautang pa ang utangan.

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    ma0! ga n0sebLeed ug kwenta. . okay na Lng!

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