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    Default geographically speaking, where is heaven?


    care to share your thoughts istoryans?

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    heaven is located in the bowels of woman.. ahhh heaven!! jowk2x.. accompanied with Love ni ha..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluedes View Post
    heaven is located in the bowels of woman.. ahhh heaven!! jowk2x.. accompanied with Love ni ha..
    no, thats not heaven. that's the cave of wonders blu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by munzter666 View Post
    no, thats not heaven. that's the cave of wonders blu.

    ahh.. pwede pud love tunnel.. ayeeeeee!

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    I just had that last nite.

    Geographically, about thousands of years ago, Heaven was right above our heads. Then, when we started flying airplanes, it wasn't there, so it was moved right above the atmosphere. Finally, when we sent people into outer space and to the moon, it wasn't there either, so now Heaven is way past Pluto somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinyalan View Post
    I just had that last nite.

    Geographically, about thousands of years ago, Heaven was right above our heads. Then, when we started flying airplanes, it wasn't there, so it was moved right above the atmosphere. Finally, when we sent people into outer space and to the moon, it wasn't there either, so now Heaven is way past Pluto somewhere.
    We may ride starships to andromeda , but still no god nor heaven.

    new theories suggest that there's 11 dimention , maybe its there....

    thousands of theories may be created but still a god conciept will be no more than a theory.


    heaven in our hearts, to live life to fullest and achieve our highest potentiality.
    hell is in the hypocrites mouth (religious being who doest practice what he preach) , so us his life.

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    isn't heaven just a thought and not a place?

    if it was literally a place then we could have gone there.

    just saying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tophat View Post
    care to share your thoughts istoryans?
    ask NASA, they are geographically knowledgeable...

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    Quote Originally Posted by chad_tukes View Post
    isn't heaven just a thought and not a place?

    if it was literally a place then we could have gone there.

    just saying.
    Absolutely!

    When you die, it is the place you go if you are lucky enough to have selected the right religion. Once there, you will be able to spend an eternity in a Sunday School-like setting. You won't be bothered by the likes of Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, or Thomas Jefferson. Instead, you'll spend your time hanging out with people like Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and Jimmy Swaggart. You'll also get to sing hymns like "Nearer my God to Thee" or "Bringing in the Sheaves." Naturally, non-Christian music will be banned, as will sexual intercourse or inappropriate literature. Your television viewing options will be limited to the christian channels and 300 club.

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    the "geo" part refers to earth. so anything that is not earthly or earth bound in anyway has no geographical location. or perhaps does not exist at all anywhere.

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