AUDI: Accelerates Under Downward Influence
BMW: Big Money Works
CHEVROLET: Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT: Fix It All the Time
FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily
GMC: Garage Man's Companion
HONDA: Had One, Never Did Again
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing is Drivable and Inexpensive
SAAB: Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
JEEP: Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO: Very Odd-Looking Vehicular Object
PONTIAC: Poor Old Nigger Think's Its A Caddilac
ACURA: Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
AMC: Another Major Catastrophe.