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    Default A b c d........!!!!


    *Si pedro usa ka bata na bastos kayo halus tanan mo gawas sa iyang baba kay bastos mao dili na cya tawagon sa iyang teacher kay mag binastos og tubag

    Usa ka adlaw ming du aw ang taga Dep Ed aron mo observe sa mga student

    Teacher: ok student say gud morning to our visitor

    Student: Gud Morning Maam Gud Morning Sir

    Teacher: ok class our lesson for today is all about Alphabet so give me an example for each letter i give you ok who's first?

    *Ming isa dayon si pedro sa iyang kamot, maski kabantay ang teacher pero wala jud niya tawga kay kahibalo sya na bastos ray e tubag ani.

    Teacher: ok ikaw juan give an example og letter A

    Juan: kuwan maam; ahhmmm apple

    Teacher: Very good juan!!!

    Teacher: ok kinsay sunod?

    * ming isa gihapun si pedro maski sya ang pinaka una ming usa, pero wala gihapun gi pansin sa teacher kay kahiblo sya na bastos ray e tubag ani

    Teacher: ok kaw kulas, give an example of letter B

    Kulas: maam Butterfly

    Teacher: Very good kulas, ok next

    *ming isa gihapun si pedro pero wal gihapun gi pansin sa teacher kay kahiblo sya na bastos ray e tubag ani

    Teacher: ok you Pablo. give an example of letter c

    Pablo: maam cat

    Teacher: very very good pablo, ok next student

    ming isa gihapun si pedro maski sya ang pinaka una ming usa, wala gihapun gi pansin sa teacher. nag sige pa og pangita ang teacher kung kinsay laing min isa. pero wala jud syay lain nakit an kundi si pedro rajud na nagwarwara, o hangtod ang taga dep ed najud ming tudlo ni pedro.
    pwerting nag kulba a sa teacher kay kuyawan sya sa tubag ni pedro bastos raba kay ni og baba basin nya magbinastos

    Teacher: ok pedro (nakuyawan mode) ahhh give an example of letter D

    * Lipaya sa nawong ni pedro

    Pedro: d mam, kuwan mam dewendi

    Teacher: ha dewendi? "pero ok ra kay dili bastos milagro kay ang bu-ang dah wala nag binastos, ma uwawan judko ani unta"




















    Pedro: mam dewinde bah dewendi na dako og ot.............

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    hahahahah kuya biga man ni gikan....

  3. #3
    mao bah na a naday ming posy ani hehehheeh

    dugay raman ni nako na joke karon nahan mo post heheheehheh

    by d way up langko sa wala pa naka basa ani na joke heheehehehe

  4. #4
    sumpayan pa lage.. wa pa diay nahuman ug tubag si pedro..

  5. #5
    wala na unta to pa sumpayi.. ehehehe

  6. #6
    ngeks!!!! hahaha

  7. #7
    hahaha kang kuya biga mani gkan.. sa DYBudget ba ang title kay juan bastos..hahaha

  8. #8
    hahahaha

  9. #9
    hhahaha..labaw ra mn ni og modawat og labada ilang parlor..ahahhha

  10. #10
    na koy ishare nga joke


    Boy Bastos goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"

    Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

    #1. I'm the head of the family, so call me GMA.

    #2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

    #3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.

    #4. Your Yaya Inday, we'll consider her the Working Class.

    #5. And your baby brother Junior, we'll call him the Future.

    "Now, think about that and see if it makes sense."

    So, the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

    Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has totally crapped in his diaper.

    So, the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to his yaya's room.

    Finding the door locked, he looks in the peephole and finds his father in bed with Inday. He gives up and goes back to bed.

    The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."

    The father says, "Magaling, Boy Bastos! Tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

    The little boy replies, "Si GMA yinayari pala talaga ang Working Class, tapos yung Government walang ginawa kundi tulog lang nang tulog. The People hindi pinapansin and the Future... nakalubog na sa ebak!"

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