A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."
"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.
Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.
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Thread: Dont Consult To A Lawyer!!
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06-15-2009, 02:56 PM #1C.I.A.
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Dont Consult To A Lawyer!!
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06-19-2009, 09:49 AM #2Junior Member
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hahaha na isahan
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06-19-2009, 08:11 PM #3Junior Member
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haha at*tz nakatawa q dah.! hekhek
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06-19-2009, 09:53 PM #4C.I.A.
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lisud gyud ning mga abogado isahan....
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06-19-2009, 09:57 PM #5Senior Member
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atay na. ahaha
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06-19-2009, 11:25 PM #6Junior Member
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wahahaha. faeta ani. lols
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06-20-2009, 03:23 AM #7
Mao na diha...hahah!!!
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06-21-2009, 06:52 AM #8C.I.A.
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hahahaha ka funny wui
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06-22-2009, 12:13 AM #9Junior Member
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nindot nga negosyo dah! lol
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06-22-2009, 12:14 AM #10C.I.A.
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naks!! ahaha mahaLas Lawyer oie. para katu ra storyaa
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