Knock Knock ??

[jsarausos]

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Susan was in her late thirties and still not married. She just had a hard time meeting men. And the men she did meet all ended up being jerks. Finally, she decided to place an ad in the personals in the newspaper.

She wrote: "Looking for a man who won't beat me, won't leave me, and is excellent in bed."

Several days went by and she hadn't gotten a single call. Then, one day she was doing her laundry when she heard a knock on the door. She walked upstairs to answer it. She opened the door and saw a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs. "Can I help you?" she asked.

He said, "I am the man of your dreams!"

She was baffled. She said, "Excuse me."

"I read your personal ad in the paper and I am the perfect man for you. I have no arms, so I can't beat you. I have no legs, so I can never leave you."

"But are you good in bed?" she asked.

He replied, "How do you think I knocked on the door?!"

[rod_x]

abah, abah!

haha.
pwede man pud iya ulo gigamit gud.

[peewee_toot]

gi unsa man sad pag anha niya kung walay mu tukmud sa wheel chair

[hanzyay]

sakto sad na dah! hehe

[dmelsie]

maayo kijod to kay naka tuk tuk gud hahahaha

[cutie_petch]

pangtok-tok d.i ka kauya!

[deespter]

hahaha XL ni...

[eunixx]

nakabasa naman ko ani sa fhm mag. hehehe

[xxSTARLIGHT]

nyahaha..

[psp_games19]

hahahaha.,.,.