Dear Wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favourite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want *** or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone!
Signed,
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together!
Have a great life
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Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you & I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.
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Pagkamalas jud aning banaha
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Dugay naning storyaha pero maka tawa lang gihapon ta!
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nge karon pa ko kabasa ani. hehe funny jd!
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btaw funny gyud, wa'y swerte ang bana
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patay dagway nyahahahahha
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Malas mo ting!
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dah, malasa jud nimo... hehe!
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06-11-2009, 09:42 AM #8Junior Member
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pag ka malas jud sa bana..haha
kaluoy pod tawn^^
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hahaahha.. pwerteng malasa. milyonaryo nata cya. carl pa jud sa una ang iyang chix bago.. hahahaha..
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..nice.. ..nice..
unsa man sad ning si husband oi, tana ta to daan.. lugi kaayo, la pa $10M, x-man pa gyud...
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