Women as explained by Engineers :)

[jsarausos]

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Finally...an explanation of woman that makes sense to a man.

ELEMENT: Woman
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint.
2. Boils at absolutely nothing - freezes for no apparent reason.
3. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Reacts well to gold, platinum, and other precious stones.
2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning.
3. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USE:
1. Highly ornamental especially in sports cars.
2. Can greatly aid relaxation.
3. Can be very effective cleaning agent.

HAZARDS:
1. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen.
2. Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must never make eye contact.

[cptn_star]

very scientific approach...

[ju-Luis]

nosebleed.. sunggo

[tatakalz]

wahahaha....scientifically...not only a theory but applicable; its a law...hahahah

[xxSTARLIGHT]

engineeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! grrrh i hate u! haha

[21guns]

lol how about man? o mga engr women post na

[Wynna]

hahaha labara sa akong ulo oi

[slabs7]

yatis kinsay nag up ani? daghana kwestyonmark nag tuyok2x sa ako ulo ui, wa koy nasabtan

[Pringle]

hahaha nice one

[C'thulhu]

hahaha pina MSDS format pa...