A businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt on his back and had nothing left but the return half of his round trip ticket. If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting in line.
As they drove off he explained his situation to the cabbie and promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his driver's license number, his address, but to no avail.
The cabbie pulled over and said (adopt appropriate accent), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!"
So the businessman was forced to hitchhike to the airport barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.
Well, who should he see out there, at the back end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a free ride when he was down on his luck.
The businessman decided he would make the guy pay for his lack of charity. The businessman got in the first cab in line and asked, "How much for a ride to the airport?"
"Fifteen bucks," came the reply.
"And how much for you to give me a ******* on the way?"
"What?! Get the hell out of my cab."
The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result. When he got to his friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?"
The cabbie replied "Fifteen bucks."
The businessman said "O.K." and off they went.
Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs, the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.
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06-09-2009, 03:53 PM #1Newbie
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Taxi Service!
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06-09-2009, 04:05 PM #2Junior Member
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way sukod ang bawoys
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06-09-2009, 05:21 PM #3C.I.A.
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maru sad dah...unsa kaha'y huna2x atong ubang driver
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06-09-2009, 06:49 PM #4C.I.A.
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clever guy ... lol.
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06-09-2009, 07:59 PM #5
dah.....bawsan nuon...hahah
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06-10-2009, 01:17 AM #6C.I.A.
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nyahaha dahhh
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06-11-2009, 01:32 PM #7Junior Member
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pwahhahhahahahahah..
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08-01-2009, 11:28 AM #8Junior Member
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++ huhuhuhu...wa ko ka gets..seems that my mind is not working...
pasabta ko pls..++
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08-01-2009, 11:54 AM #9Senior Member
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Originally Posted by im_ur_baby
LOL...LOWIQ sis
hehehe joke!!! =)
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08-01-2009, 05:22 PM #10Elite Member
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Mao man cguro ni miss.. Originally Posted by im_ur_baby
From the very first taxi he was asking for the fare to the airport and ni reply sila 15 Bucks but then ni ask napod siya if pwede ba siya toottttt (in appropriate word) while nag drive so way taxi driver na ni sugot then at last naabot na siya sa iyang bawsan and ang iyang gi ask is ang fare ra without asking the second question and off they went..
Thumbs up and smile ang businessman sa mga drivers because the line of drivers were thinking nga nisugot tong isa mag kuan... hehehehe
I might be wrong pod sa akong nasbtan...
And thanks for your honesty..
kay i know ang uban diretso lang reply without knowing man gani,,,
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