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    Default The Perfect Job :)


    My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned... couldn't concentrate.

    Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

    After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it.

    Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.

    Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.

    I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

    I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

    So then I got a job in a gymnasium , but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

    I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

    SO I RETIRED, AND I FOUND I AM A PERFECT FIT FOR THE JOB!

  2. #2
    mao. wai Lain

  3. #3
    haha bura'g ako sad.....

  4. #4
    mais man ni bro... mais....

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    brilliant!!! he should've said at the last part "no pun intended".

  7. #7
    ahay jobless gihpaun ko hehehehee

  8. #8
    hahaha... nahan xa jobless lng xa... weeeh!

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