Woman = evil , guess what? men =???

[jiro]

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I posted this comment few months ago, guess what? there's a mathemathecal formula for men too.


To find a WOMAN you need TIME and Money
therefore:
Woman = Time x Money

"Time is Money" so
Time = Money

Therefore:
Woman = Time x Money
Woman = Money x Money
Woman = (Money)²

"Money is the root of all evil" then
Money = root(evil)
so :
Woman = (Money)²
Woman = (sqrt(Evil))²
Woman = ( sqrt(Evil))²

Answer:
Woman = Evil

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Men need time, money, a Woman and S3x.
Men = Time x Money x Woman x S3x

since Time is Money
Time = Money

Therefore:
Men = Money x Money x Woman x S3x

And we all know to many men:
Woman = S3x

As for men’s proof showing “woman are evil” So
Woman = Evil
then
Evil = S3X

Men = Money x Money x Evil x Evil
Men = (Money)² x (Evil)²

And because “money is the root of all evil.”
Men = (sqrt(Evil))² x (Evil)²
Men = ( sqrt(Evil))² x (Evil)²
Men = Evil x (Evil)2
Men = (Evil)³


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(^_^) lupig ta.

Men’s proof:
Woman = Evil

Girl’s proof:
Men = (Evil)³

So, are we forced to conclude that men are worse than woman?
^_^

edited - girls or woman unta to.

[little_fox]

Men need time, money, girl and S3x = wrong

Men need S3x = correct

since S3x = heaven

so therefore: men live in heaven...hahahaha

[iris_primsting]

To find a WOMAN you need TIME and Money
therefore:
Woman = Time x Money

diri pa lang gani saup na..dapat:

Woman = Time + Money

[jiro]

Men need time, money, girl and S3x.
Men = Time x Money x Girl x S3x

since Time is Money
Time = Money

Therefore:
Men = Money x Money x Girl x S3x

And we all know to many men:
Girl = S3x

As for men’s proof showing “girls are evil” So
Girl = Evil
then
Evil = S3X

Girl = S3x = Evil

Men = Money x Money x Evil x Evil
Men = (Money)² x (Evil)²

And because “money is the root of all evil.”
Men = (sqrt(Evil))² x (Evil)²
Men = ( sqrt(Evil))² x (Evil)²
Men = Evil x (Evil)2
Men = (Evil)³

We can accept that Heaven=S3x
then
Girl = S3x = Evil = Heaven

Men = (Heaven)³
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since we men came up with this, this is only applicable to men.
therefore


^_^ lols

[kibotizer]

Men needs Time, Women, Money and S3x
Men = Time + Women + Money + S3x

To have S3x requires Women so
Women = S3x

To have Women requires Money so
Women = Money
Women - Money = S3x
0 = S3x
Men = Time + 0
Men = Time

Time is Gold so
Men = Gold

Gold is Precious so
Men = Precious

Men are Precious
Precious are Good
Good goes to Heaven
Heaven are for Angels
Men = Angel

Men are Angels


yepeeey!

yeah! bling bling men...abz'

[stealthghost]

diri pa lang gani saup na..dapat:

Woman = Time + Money

Well, in Circuits, an "AND" gate is Multiplication.
Explaination:
AND gates have 2 Inputs and one Output.
TRUTH TABLE for AND GATE:
INPUT OUTPUT
0 x 0 = 0
0 x 1 = 0
1 x 0 = 0
1 x 1 = 1

In programming, if(Variable1 && Variable2){ Variable1 and Variable2 is true } = that's still multiplication..

explaination:
Variable1 x Variable2.
if:
Variable1 = 1/true
Variable2 = 1/true
then answer is 1 or TRUE
else if:
Variable1 = 0/false
Variable2 = 1/true
then answer is 0 or False

Mao nahimong "Multiplication" ang formula diri... coz TIME AND MONEY..
but if "OR" was applied, then that would be PLUS or ADDITION.. IMHO..

[iris_primsting]

Well, in Circuits, an "AND" gate is Multiplication.
Explaination:
AND gates have 2 Inputs and one Output.
TRUTH TABLE for AND GATE:
INPUT OUTPUT
0 x 0 = 0
0 x 1 = 0
1 x 0 = 0
1 x 1 = 1

In programming, if(Variable1 && Variable2){ Variable1 and Variable2 is true } = that's still multiplication..

explaination:
Variable1 x Variable2.
if:
Variable1 = 1/true
Variable2 = 1/true
then answer is 1 or TRUE
else if:
Variable1 = 0/false
Variable2 = 1/true
then answer is 0 or False

Mao nahimong "Multiplication" ang formula diri... coz TIME AND MONEY..
but if "OR" was applied, then that would be PLUS or ADDITION.. IMHO..

duh simple word problem mn gd na ang sample..b4 ta magcomplicate ug mga things, let's review sa keywords for mathematical operations for word problems

[miyah]

ka lingaw ninyu uyyy. hehehe

[stealthghost]

s3x AND money AND time is so much different with s3x OR money OR time.

Anyways, I also thought that it should be PLUS or ADDITION at first.. but in my own interpretation, the formulas are correct. I'm just pointing out why multiplication was applied here..

Anyways, this is in a humour section, so, let's have a laugh on it nalang..

[iris_primsting]

s3x AND money AND time is so much different with s3x OR money OR time.

yes they are different but "s3x OR money OR time" isn't equal to "s3x + money + time" in word problems

Anyways, this is in a humour section, so, let's have a laugh on it nalang..

well, you started it