> > Girls sharing their most maldita moment.. read along or
> > better yet add your own maldita moment below...
> >
> > 1. On the first day of the Mango sale, the sister of my
> > friend was looking around and picked up a dress when a woman
> > at the counter started screaming,"Put that down,
> > that's mine!" The sister of my friend looked up,
> > looked at the woman up and down, raised an eyebrow, and
> > replied, "Excuse me. You are NOT small'"
> >
> > 2. A supervisor once told a worker who has difficulty in
> > understanding instructions, "Ang ulo, hindi lang yan
> > pinapatong sa leeg, ginagamit din yan sa pagiisip."
> >
> > 3. A friend told another friend, "Naku, magma-makeup
> > muna ako, baka magmukha akong yaya mo." The other
> > friend replied, "Wag na, magmumukha ka lang yaya ko na
> > naka-makeup. "
> >
> > 4. I told my then boyfriend during a fight, "Even on
> > your smartest day, you're not half as smart as I am on
> > my dumbest!"
> >
> > 5. "Ako, I was born beautiful. Ikaw, you were just
> > born."
> >
> > 6. A letter posted on a car windshield in UP:
> > "Sir/madam, the parking space that we have reserved is
> > for the College Secretary, not for you. Guard."
> >
> > 7. When I saw friend I haven't seen in a long time, she
> > told me, "Grabe, lalo ka pang tumaba!" So I told
> > her, "Ikaw din, lalo ka pang pumangit!"
> >
> > 8. Pag sinisingitan ako sa pila, nagpaparinig ako. I say,
> > "Ang pilang ito, according to beauty. Mga panget
> > muna."
> >
> > 9. From the movie She's The Man: "Girls with an
> > ass like mine don't go out with boys with a face like
> > yours."
> >
> > 10. "Maliban sa mukha mo, ano pang problema mo?"
> >
> > 11. I once told an officemate who kept on bragging about
> > her new shoes, " Sale, right?"
> >
> > 12 I pointed a "7 items or less" sign to a
> > clueless pasosyal at the supermarket. She bitchily answered,
> > "I can read!" Sabay irap. So I shot back with,
> > "I know, but can you count?"
> >
> > 13. "Tuwing nakikita kita, gusto ko mag-sorry sa eyes
> > ko."
> >
> > 14. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be bitchy.
> > It's an involuntary reaction whenever I encounter ugly
> > people."
> >
> > 15. Man: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
> > Woman: "Do not enter."
> >
> > 16. Man: "how do you like your eggs in the
> > morning?"
> > Woman: "Unfertilized. "
> >
> > 17. After receiving her pay slip and realizng how much
> > she's paying for tax, a sosyal officemate exclaimed,
> > "Ang mga poor ba nagbabayad din ng tax?"
> >
> > 18. During a hike at Mt. Mayon , we had a maarte companion.
> > When we ran out of water, our guide got us some from a
> > ntural spring. The maarte girl said, "Dini-drink ba
> > yan?" I told her, "Bakit, sa inyo ba ang water
> > chinu-chew?"
> >
> > 19. Overheard from 2 kids talking.
> > Kid 1: "Lahat tayo galing kay Adam and Eve."
> > Kid 2: "Hindi yan totoo. Sabi ng papa ko, galing tayo
> > sa unggoy."
> > Kid 1: "Hindi natin pinag-uusapn ang pamilya mo, kaya
> > wag kang magulo!"
> >
> > 20. A friend told his officemate: "I'm impressed.
> > I've never encountered such a small mind inside such a
> > big head before."
> >
> > 21. Bading: (envying a girl na crush ng crush nya)
> > "Isang butas lang ang lamang mo sa kin!"
> >
> > 22. I was staring at an ugly bystander in their street. The
> > ugly guy snapped, "Bakit ang sama mo makatingin?"
> > I snapped back, "Eh bakit ang sama mo tignan?"
> >
> > 23. A friend once told me, "Ang ganda mo!" I
> > answered: "Thank you, sana ikaw rin."
> >
> > 24. I told this to an ex: "I must admit you brought
> > religion to my life. I never believed in hell till I met
> > you."
> >
> > 25. "When a cashier tells me she doesn't have
> > change, I say: "And.kaninong problema yun?"
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