A young couple was on their way to Las Vegas to get married.
Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make. The reason
that they had not been intimate was because she was very flat-chested. If he wished to cancel
the wedding, it would be okay with her.
The guy thought about it for a while and said he did not mind if she was flat, and *** is not
the most important thing in a marriage.
Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that he also wanted to make a
confession. He said that below his waist he was just like a baby, and if the girl wished to
cancel the wedding, it'd be fine by him.
The girl thought about it for a while and said that she did not mind and she also believed
there were other things far more important in a marriage than ***. Both were happy that
they'd been honest with each other.
They went on to Vegas and got married. On the wedding night the girl took off her clothes
and she was as flat as a washboard. Finally, the guy took off his clothes and one look at the
guy's naked body made the girl faint and fall to the floor.
After she came to, the guy asked, 'I told you before we got married, why did you still faint?'
The girl said, 'You told me it was just like a baby.'
The guy replied, 'Yes, eight pounds and 21 inches.'
just like a baby
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