mcdonalds

[sercor::jhumzki]

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A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good
about the result.
On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the
sales clerk, "I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am ?"
"About 35", was the reply. "I’m actually 47", the man says happily.
A little while later he goes to McDonalds for lunch and asks the order taker the same
question, to which the reply is, "I’d guess you’re 29 ?"
"Nope, I am actually 47". He’s starting to feel really good about himself.
While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question, She replies "I am 85
years old and my eyesignt is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a
mans age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for ten minutes, I will
be able to tell your exact age."
As there was no one else around the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down
his pants.
Ten minutes later the old lady saus, "OK, it’s done. You are 47."Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant ! How did you do that ?"
The old lady replies, "I was behind you in McDonalds."

[elvishtattoo]

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[CollectingSouls]

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[azeroth]

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[tyler18]

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[uzumaki]

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[jOaL]

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[deespter]

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[xxSTARLIGHT]

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