Pick Up Jokes

[xxSTARLIGHT]

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Guy: Miss, do have a bandaid?
Girl: Yes, why?
Guy: Because I scraped my knees when I fell for you!



Boy: Did you eat Lucky Charms this morning?
Girl: No, why?
Boy: Cause you're looking magically delicious!



Man: (to woman) I'd buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.



Man: Excuse me Miss are you from Hollywood?
Woman: Why?
Man: Because you are the only "Star" I see!

[tatakalz]

Man: (to woman) I'd buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.

lols...heheheh..nice ni xa...

OT: wn start class ninyo? sa tc ka or main?

[azeroth]

wahhhhhhhhhhh.....nice lagi ni STAR....ako ni itry basin naa mailad..hahahahaha

[xxSTARLIGHT]

nyahaha try ug 'hey u look like my next girlfriend! '

[azeroth]

hehehehhee.....pwdi pud....dli kha ko masagpaan ug dali ani,,,lolz

[madrid]

hahaha star ang last quote para imo mani .. name palang gani ikaw na gi mention...

[xxSTARLIGHT]

@azeroth: dLi Lge na musagpa.. suwayi ra gd.. at least nka try nka.. hehe Lge y bnuang


@madrid: uu.. para akoa nah HAHA ambisyosa nako oie.. lols

[azeroth]

bantay huh................hehehehhee.....

[madrid]

napa ka lain ingon ani star post some more... ^_^ nice nageh

[xxSTARLIGHT]

naai dghan.. wait mo.. ako e post!! haha

Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."


Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.


Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?