If people from Poland are called Poles, what are people from Holland called?

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

If you take an oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person drives a race car not called a racist?

Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me . . .they're cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

Whatever happened to preparations A through G?

If soybean oil comes from soybeans, and olive oil comes from olives, and peanut oil comes from peanuts, where does baby oil come from?

No one ever says "It's only a game", when their team is winning!