The Secret To Reaching Old Age

[jsarausos]

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A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front
step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help
but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice
big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every
week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and
don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Thirty-four," she replied.

[xxSTARLIGHT]

HAHA guwanga na diayg nawng oie..

[esprugodoys]

ahahahaha... mao diay... kandidato sa sapal n diay. ahaha. aw bagol n gyd. ahaha.. ^_^

[azeroth]

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....epekto d i to sa mga bisyo.......