In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask.
"Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and so to the entire group said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."
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Thread: Male vs Femal Brains
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06-03-2009, 12:51 PM #1Newbie
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Male vs Femal Brains
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06-25-2009, 04:41 PM #2Elite Member
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Oh really? Well how about King Solomon?
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06-25-2009, 06:23 PM #3C.I.A.
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cheap because it's high maintenance...
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06-25-2009, 09:18 PM #4Senior Member
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dont u see the point?..it does mean that female brains are dominant....gahi man gud ulo ang mga laki...
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Really now?
Originally Posted by thamora
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07-07-2009, 11:48 AM #6Senior Member
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yes...really.... Originally Posted by Cliff702
Really now?
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ok if you say so... sexiha ate uy Originally Posted by thamora
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07-07-2009, 01:13 PM #8Senior Member
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sexy bitaw, bawion man sad sa nawng beh!
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07-07-2009, 01:18 PM #9Elite Member
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Excuse me dili magmatter ang nawong. Crush gani nako si pokwang! Originally Posted by thamora
Hala ang doctor is lalaki <--- Kiunsa kaya niya pagka doctor kung walay gamit ang utok?
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hahahaha nice!
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