ME and MY BOSS 
 
 
 When I Take a long time to finish, 
 I am slow, 
 When my boss takes a long time, 
 he is thorough 
 
 
 When I don't do it, 
 I am lazy, 
 When my boss does not do it, 
 he is busy, 
 
 
 When I do something without being told, 
 I am trying to be smart, 
 When my boss does the same, 
 he takes the initiative, 
 
 
 When I please my boss, 
 I am apple polishing, 
 When my boss pleases his boss, 
 He is cooperating, 
 
 
 When I make a mistake, 
 I' am an idiot. 
 When my boss makes a mistake, 
 He's only human. 
 
 
 When I am out of the office, 
 I am wondering around. 
 When my boss is out of the office, 
 He's on business. 
 
 
 When I am on a day off sick, 
 I am always sick. 
 When my boss is a day off sick, 
 He must be very ill. 
 
 
 When I apply for leave, 
 I must be going for an interview . 
 When my boss applies for leave, 
 it's because he's overworked 
 
 
 When I do good, 
 my boss never remembers, 
 When I do wrong, 
 he never forgets 
 
 
 what to do




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